I am the Green Giant

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I am the Green Giant - Green, of course, but why a giant? - Well, do you see how this giant eats a vast tree? - It's not a tree, its just a regular broccoli. - How can an ordinary broccoli stand so firmly in place, and crunch so loudly when a giant begins to devour it? - Um..do I really need to explain the basics to you here? Or will you let me go home and let me forget our conversation? - Bro, you promised me to watch "Green Giant" to the end. - I respect your tastes but why look like someone... wait.. WHAT? HOW TO UNSEE THIS? Why is Giant doing this? - Well, I think he fertilizes the earth, and at the same time, himself to become even bigger ... - Why does he have gloves on? - I think these are not gloves, but now you will grumble again, and talk about "basic things" ... - Well, I'm ready to hear about your "giant" and "gloves" and even your explanation of how this "earth-devouring" giant ended up in your bedroom .. - I'll tell you everything I know, but first, let's watch it to the end .. - I can't take this out. - Hey, you! Why are you talking to your body? - AaAaAaaA, you really are a giant, aaAAaaA ....